Justice Is Served

this is the "extra long double-dong." picture the same thing, but black, and that's what i was spanked mercilessly with on the stage at the "men's club" during my bachelor party. it hurt worse than you'd think, and it was painful to sit down for about a week afterwards. i think i was as close to crying up on that stage as i've been in a long time.

it was a low point in my life, and paid for by my so-called "friends," against whom -- i must mention -- i have yet to exact my revenge.

anyway, i bring this up because i saw a great article today about a guy who had a similar experience, but decided to do something about it. he called the cops. the three strippers were arrested for assault and battery. the club has promised to stop this barbaric practice.

check out the article here

one thing that does make me feel a little bit better is that this guy's "friends" only paid $25 bucks for his on-stage humiliation. at least my friends (ahem, mike) got taken for a bit more.