The National Anthem: It Needs More Cowbells

when i first saw this, i thought it was a joke. christopher walken is running for president in 2008!

i'm still not totally sure that it's for real, but if it is, i just found my candidate. he definitely passes my presidential aptitude quiz:

1) does he support stem cell research? Yes.
2) is he pro-troops yet anti-Iraq "war"? Yes.
3) is he in favor of sweeping education reform? Yes.
4) could he do a better job than our current president? My dog could.
5) is he a world-class bad ass? Absolutely.
6) is he in favor of more cowbells in american music? Who isn't?

click here to check out the COWBELL skit ... which ought to convince red and blue states alike to support him.

click here to check out his campaign website.